Let's talk about the Pug for a moment. That wrinkled, wide-eyed, perpetually bewildered face. The snorting. The dramatic sighing. The absolute conviction that they deserve to be wherever you are, including the bathroom — staring at you while you brush your teeth with the intensity of a Renaissance portrait. If any dog was built to be immortalized in bathroom wall art, it's the Pug. And if that art happens to...