Let's be honest: the Schnauzer is the most bar-appropriate dog on the planet. That distinguished mustache. The eyebrows that could only belong to someone who's heard it all and has opinions about all of it. Whether your Schnauzer is sitting in quiet judgment at the end of the bar or dramatically indicating that you should pour a little more, there's something timeless about this breed — and something timeless about...

The German Shepherd is built for serious business. Loyal, fearless, and impossibly photogenic — there's a reason they're the breed you picture guarding a vault, running an obstacle course, or sitting at the head of a poker table looking like they just went all in. If there's one dog that belongs in a man cave, it's a German Shepherd. And if there's one kind of dog art for your man...