Let's be honest: the Basset Hound is one of the most gloriously extra dogs on the planet. Those long, velvety ears that drag along the floor. Those mournful, liquid brown eyes that seem to say "I've known sorrow… and also I'd like a treat." That low-slung, impossibly stocky body that seems engineered specifically for maximum adorableness and minimal speed. The Basset Hound moves through life with the gravity of a...